KK Slider: Far out. Good thing there‘s still 6 days until Saturday.
	KK Slider: I‘ll get the feeling back in my face by then.
	Shield-chan: Alright, “gonnae catch ‘em all”. Maybe they gave him really good stats tae make up for just bein‘ a dog.
	Shield-chan: [Shield got a POKEBALL out of her bag]
	KK Slider: Whoah hey is that the time? I think I hear my DJ set calling me.
	KK Slider: [The wild JUST A DOG fled!]
	Shield-chan: Of all the shite they could hae added, they bring back: “Pokemon in the banzafari zone just fuck off whenever they feel like it”.
	Shield-chan: They‘re just tryin‘ tae fuck wi‘ me at this point.